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Dear Abby Dear Abby my feet are too long
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My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
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My friends they all tell me they're no friends at all
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Won't you write me a letter won't you give me a call
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Signed Bewildered
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Bewildered Bewildered you have no complaint
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You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
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So listen up buster and listen up good
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Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
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Dear Abby Dear Abby my fountain pen leaks
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My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
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Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
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If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
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Signed Unhappy
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Unhappy Unhappy you have no complaint
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You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
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So listen up kiddo and listen up good
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Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
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Dear Abby Dear Abby you won't believe this
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But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
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My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
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But my stomach tells me to write you instead
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Signed Noisemaker
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Noisemaker Noisemaker you have no complaint
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You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
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So listen up buster and listen up good
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Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
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Dear Abby Dear Abby well I never thought
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That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
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We we're sitting in the back seat just shooting the
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breeze
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With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
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Signed Just Married
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Just Married Just Married you have no complaint
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You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
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So listen up buster and listen up good
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Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
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Signed Dear Abby